What the...

J and I went to the Casino, this evening. When I sat down at the first machine, the lady next to me hit the minor jackpot. So, I cashed out and moved to another machine. I sit down at a machine, that's in a circle of machines. This lady comes over, smiles at me, I smile back (I'm friendly, dammit!), and I continue to play. I'm watching her with my peripheral vision, while I play the slot machine. She is wearing a low cut shirt, really short cut off shorts and wedges. She leans over, towards me and starts...adjusting her..um...rather large bazoos. I pretend to be oblivious to everything. She does it four times. I ignore her and play my game. She lights up a cigar and blows smoke in my face. I ignore her. She continues to lean over, towards me, and adjust her boobs, again. I'm "ignoring" her and thinking "what the...does she have a midget stuck in there and needs me to pull him to freedom?!". This lasts for about ten minutes. She never plays the machine she is sitting in front of. She finishes her cigar, adjusts her bosoms, again, and stands up. She then leans forward, towards me, so that her chest is like two inches from my face, jiggles her stuff and then walks off. Leaving me to be thoroughly confused;giggling and snorting, until tears fill my eyes. Anyone have any ideas on what the hell that was all about?! Seriously? I attract that strangest people, I swear.