S was looking at the gifts under the tree....
S: I know why you don't want us to put presents in the stockings?
Me: Why is that?
S: because they're too big.
Me: No, I don't want you putting presents in the stockings because SANTA puts crap in them.
S:.....Santa doesn't put crap in the stockings, Mommy; he puts JOY in them.
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