I think I need a drink...

Z: Mommy? What's your second name?
Me: Elizabeth
Z: *sighs* what's your first name?
Me: Sarah
Z: what happened to your "Beff"?
Me: *laughing* that's my nickname
Z: I don't want my name to be "Z I" anymore
Me: why not?
Z: I want it to be "I Z"
Me: So, you want people to call you "I"?
Z: I want them to call me by my second name
Me: "I"?
Z: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Z!
Me: so you want your name to be "I Z Ourlastname" but you want people to call you "Z"
Z: *gives me a "did you forget your helmet?" look* I want people to call me "Z I Ourlastname" ALL OF THE TIME!

*pinches bridge of nose* I'm glad we got that cleared up

Z was sitting next to me on the couch,screaming

Me: Z, stop screaming. It isn't necessary
Zoe: *very seriously and with eyes open wide* It IS necessary IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!

I think I need a drink.....