The girl is just nuts....

Z came running downstairs, last night, and asked me how to spell "Up". I told her "u-p" and she ran off to her room, to look through her old 500 words book. A couple of minutes passed and she came back downstairs, with her chest puffed out and said "Mommy...I know how to spell 'up'.... 'p-u'". I laughed and said "not quite, turn them around". Zoe then proceeded to turn around, with her back facing me and said "p-u".

Z was talking to my dad, the other day, and was telling him that Batgirl had a big butt and she didn't like that, at all. Then she said "Batgirl has BIG BOOBS", looked down at herself, shook her head and, very seriously, said "that's not me at all"

Z was sitting next to my mom, wearing her Batman costume and cape. She fingered the edges of her cape, shook her head and said "I really need to learn how to fly"


I don't know how she comes up with these things, but she entertains the hell out of me