Z: Mommy what's Lovey's (mouse) middle name? Me: Well, honey, only humans name their babies, so she doesn't have one. Z: Ok...how about we name her Coconut Fruity Pie Lovey Ourlastname? That sounds beautiful to me!

I really need to stop slapping her in the head with beavers

Z: if K says it's ok can I sleep in her room?
Me: um she has school tomorrow,so...no
Z:why don't you just slap me in the head with a beaver then...what the? Where does she come up with these things?!